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Attention all feline fanatics! Put down that laser pointer and listen up. You might think you’ve reached the pinnacle of cat momhood, but honey, you haven’t seen anything yet. Buckle up, buttercup – we’re about to embark on the ultimate cat mom adventure. Here are 15 things you must do before you cash in your nine lives.
1. Build a Catio
Every cat deserves a taste of the great outdoors without the risk of becoming coyote kibble. Building a catio is like creating a five-star resort for your furry friends. I remember when I first built mine – Mr. Magoo, my blind cat, walked straight into the screen door three times before figuring out he could go outside. The look of pure joy on his face when he finally felt the breeze in his whiskers was worth every bandage on my DIY-battered hands.
2. Host a Cat Birthday Party
Yes, you read that right. Throw a birthday bash for your feline friend, complete with party hats, catnip cake, and confused human guests.
I once threw a quinceañera for my oldest cat, Whiskers. Seeing my human friends awkwardly singing “Happy Birthday” to a cat while Whiskers and Mr. Magoo looked thoroughly unimpressed is a memory I’ll cherish forever.
3. Create a Cat-Themed Room
Dedicate an entire room in your house to your cats. I’m talking floor-to-ceiling climbing structures, hiding spots galore, and maybe even a koi pond projection for them to swat.
My cat room, affectionately dubbed “The Purradise,” is like Disneyland for cats. It’s also why I’m no longer allowed to make unsupervised major house decisions.
4. Knit a Sweater from Your Cat’s Fur
Put all that shed fur to good use and knit a cozy sweater. It’s eco-friendly, unique, and a great way to always have your cat with you. I tried this with Mr. Magoo’s fur, and let me tell you, nothing starts a conversation quite like “Oh, this old thing? I made it from my blind cat’s hair.”
5. Take Your Cat on a Road Trip
Pack the kitty carrier and hit the open road with your feline friend. It’s like Thelma and Louise but with more hairballs.
I once took all four of my cats on a cross-country road trip. By day three, my car smelled like a litter box, I was covered in claw marks, and I’m sure Mr. Magoo thought we would all die.
6. Learn to Speak Cat
Dedicate yourself to learning the subtle nuances of meows, purrs, and tail twitches. Become the cat whisperer you were always meant to be.
After months of study, I thought I had cracked the code. It turns out I was good at knowing when they wanted food, which is 90% of cat communication anyway.
7. Create a Cat-Inspired Fashion Line
Channel your inner Catanova and design a line of cat-inspired fashion. Think whisker barrettes, paw print platforms, and tuxedo cat tuxedos.
My “Feline Fine” collection was a hit at the local cat show. However, I’m still unsure if people laughed with or at me when I strutted down the aisle in my light-up cat ear headband.
8. Write and Illustrate a Children’s Book About Your Cat
Share your cat’s adventures (or misadventures) with the world through a whimsically illustrated children’s book. My book, “Mr. Magoo’s Marvelous Mix-ups,” chronicling the escapades of my blind cat, became a bedtime favorite in our house.
9. Start a Cat Blog or YouTube Channel
Share your cat’s daily antics with the world through a blog or YouTube channel. Because if there’s one thing the internet needs more of, it’s cat content.
My blog, “Cat Mom Humor,” featuring the daily lives of my four cats, has dozens of subscribers. Dozens! Move over, Kardashians; there’s a new reality show in town.
10. Organize a Cat Show
Take your cat mom status to the next level by organizing your cat show. It’s like a beauty pageant with more fur and less world peace wishes.
I once organized the “Whisker Wonderland” show in my hometown. Let’s say herding cats is not just a metaphor. It’s an authentic, very chaotic experience.
11. Learn Cat Massage
Take a course in cat massage and become your feline’s personal spa therapist. It’s like Swedish massage but with more purring and occasional biting.
After becoming certified in “Meowssage,” I thought I was the cat whisperer. I’m good at being in a heated bed that occasionally moves.
12. Create a Cat-Themed Garden
Design a garden that’s a paradise for both you and your feline friends. Think catnip patches, cat-safe flowers, and strategically placed sunbathing spots.
My “Catlantis” garden is a hit with my cats and the neighborhood strays. I’m pretty sure I’m now running an underground railroad for cats seeking the promised land of endless catnip.
Just be prepared for your garden to become the hottest cat hangout spot in town. You might need to start charging admission.
13. Become a Foster Cat Parent
Open your home and your heart to fostering cats in need. It’s like running a cat B&B but with more vet visits and less profit.
I started fostering after Mr. Magoo came into my life, and let me tell you, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions. I’ve laughed, cried, and covered my entire house in puppy pads.
14. Train Your Cat to Do Tricks
Channel your inner cat whisperer and teach your feline friend some impressive tricks. It’s like dog training but with more attitude and less cooperation.
After months of trying, I successfully taught Mr. Magoo to high-five. The fact that he’s blind and usually misses my hand entirely adds to the charm.
Remember, patience is key. And by patience, I mean the willingness to repeat the same command 500 times while your cat pointedly ignores you.
15. Attend a Cat Cafe in Another Country
Take your cat love internationally by visiting a cat cafe in another country. It’s like a cultural exchange program with more fur and less language learning.
I once visited a cat cafe in Japan, and let me tell you, it was an excellent whisker-licking experience. However, resisting the urge to take all the cats home with me was the real challenge.
Become the Crazy Cat Lady You Were Always Meant to Be
And there you have it, folks – the ultimate cat mom bucket list. Whether you tackle one or all fifteen, remember: in the world of cat moms, there’s no such thing as too crazy. So embrace your inner feline and make every moment perfect.
Hey, I’m Morgan, a 51-year-old cat mom from Kingsport, Tennessee. With four cats under my roof—one being a blind troublemaker named Mr. Magoo—there’s always something keeping me on my toes. When I’m not chasing cats or spending time with my kids and grandbabies, I’m all about healthy living, organic gardening, and sharing a good laugh. My Southern sarcasm comes naturally, and it’s helped me navigate the chaos of cat life, one snarky comment at a time.
